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#GENITAL JOUSTING STWAMSPY PC#

How they ever thought shoot em up fans would want that is beyond me. Star Drifter- it's a shoot 'em up that has very impressive pixel art, which you will have ample opportunity to enjoy in game because it moves as slow as molasses.Then 22 minutes in, I have 100% completion. I played it and was waiting for it to get good. Refunct- I bought this after it was recommend on GAF.The game is an interesting FPS take on Pac Man but you have to collect 100 dots and it gets really tedious after you realize you've been playing the board for 10 minutes and have only cleared half the board. But I didn't bet on those slowdown effects being in the actual game and uncontrollable. Showtime 2073- looked really cool in preview trailers with the slowdown effects.

It's so boring, I don't pay attention to high scores so it's very unrewarding to me, so REFUND I love rogue likes, I wanted to love this game but I just don't get it.

#GENITAL JOUSTING STWAMSPY PC#

Gunhound- this is a PSP game ported to PC and it shows, it looks horrible and I wasn't expecting a arcade style run n' gun with gimped controls.

It seriously feels like a AAA third party platformer that would have released on the GameCube.

The Last Tinker: City of Colors- holy fuck, this game is so goddam polished.

It's completely dumb and does nothing innovative but sometimes I just want to get into firefights with Nazi's and this game fills that need. Imagine if the PS1 Medal of Honor games got remastered. It's an incredibly basic WWII shooter with very pretty graphics. It has terrible reviews and I don't get that, I love this game.

Enemy Front- this game is the biggest surprise in my haul.

ROOT- this game feels like a cheap generic shooter that the designer tacked on stealth mechanics to at some point and then decided to try to make the whole game revolve around that.

I don't usually refund but I wasn't happy with a lot of these purchases. I love exploring the sub $1 indies on Steam but this year I had terrible luck and bought a ton of clunkers.

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